Tuesday, October 25, 2011

You know the saying...

....when it rains, it pours? Yeah. Especially in my case. I'm not going to go into details and depress you all. But let's give you a scenario,

Imagine: In the whole of the North Pole, there is one Polar Bear Poo. Just the one. The polar bear either hasn't been anywhere else because he's severely constipated, or he's been crapping in the sea. Now suppose that I'm an explorer on the North Pole. Now there may be others with me, but lets forget about them. I would stumble across that polar bear poo, and I'd slip in it, and I'd break my bloody neck!

That's me. If there's crap, I'll find it. Or maybe it finds me, who knows? Here's another example,
I'm the only person I know of who's fainted whilst sitting on the toilet, and smacked my face on the bath tub, giving myself a couple of black eyes. No one else could possibly do that.....but believe me, I can, and I did! It's laughable when you think about it. Accidents love me.

I have some crap going on in my life right now. But I haven't forgotten you, my lovely readers, and I haven't forgotten my blog. You WILL see me again, as soon as possible. All my love, and stay safe(unlike me, lmao!) xoxoxoxo


  1. Ugggg totally sucks! Hopefully your luck will change soon ..... sending happy thoughts your way

  2. Trust me when I tell you, you are not the only one to have done that... I work in a hospital and have seen it before... more than once...

    Hope you feel better soon!